I'm watching Grand Designs on More 4.
Some bloke is building a castle.
An actual castle.
It starts out as an ancient monument or something, your standard heap of rock that archaeologists think is cool, and they're trying to turn it into a castle shaped castle.
With a roof terrace.
As with most Grand Designs, I can't decide if it's really cool or if they're completely nuts.
I think the difference is all in how much money they have and if they admit to little problems like weather before they knock the place down.
So far, so good.