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Of the people I expect to get Interesting dreams about, Lex Luthor is really far down the list.
Smallville Lex. So, you know, pretty. But.
My brain is a strange, strange place.
Also it spent a lot more time on looking at the curtains than it did on looking at the pretty man. Because curtains were on tracks and moved and matched the wallpaper and other such revolutionary ideas.
Brain needs retraining, fast.
... and I need to get rid of the thing with the scarf and the tablecloth that is the current window covering arrangement and put up the actual blinds I actually have bought that are sitting six feet away.
Smallville Lex. So, you know, pretty. But.
My brain is a strange, strange place.
Also it spent a lot more time on looking at the curtains than it did on looking at the pretty man. Because curtains were on tracks and moved and matched the wallpaper and other such revolutionary ideas.
Brain needs retraining, fast.
... and I need to get rid of the thing with the scarf and the tablecloth that is the current window covering arrangement and put up the actual blinds I actually have bought that are sitting six feet away.